6.07.2007

Paris Hilton Released From Jail

Pure bullshit!
Paris Hilton was released from a Los Angeles County jail early Thursday because of an unspecified medical problem and will fulfill the remainder of her sentence in home confinement, a sheriff's spokesman said. More of the story.


They finally figured out a way to get her out of serving time in jail. So what about the other countless young men and women serving time in jail for similar crimes -- who went to jail weeping, crying, begging and wailing: "I ain't gonna do it no mo'!" while hoping and praying for house arrest - maybe they can play sick too. Here's a hint (though it probably won't work for certain people): look demure, pitiful, and frail and color your hair blond.

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